How can you support this crazy thing?

It was like love at first sight, except with your ears, and instead of love, it was more of a few quickies in the alley behind work, but it kept happening and pretty soon you had to admit that you had to pay the hooker somehow. Right? Yeah, I know how it goes.

Basically, there are two easy ways to give us money for the tireless hours of service we bring down on your, uh, ears:

1) Pay us outright. Yep, that's right. You can just outright give us money via PayPal by clicking on the button below. You can even use a credit card! And the sooner you get on that, the better you'll feel about yourself. No fucking doubt.

2) Get Theory Radio stuff. Not only can you get money in our dirty little hands, but you can also get your dirty little hand on some very limited edition Theory Radio stuff. And not only are you sporting the greatest in Theory Radio stuff, you're also telling other people about Theory Radio, which we hope you do anyways!!! It's a win-win-win-win situation, assuming those are even possible! Buy our stuff

And remember, we do this because we are meglomaniacal freaks! So we get off on having lots and lots of listeners hanging on our every note and word! Tell everyone you know about Theory Radio and give us the best support you can: moral support. (although, between you and me, monetary support is still really appreciated).